wow.

My baby is 7 months old. I can't believe it. It was only yesterday that I got my bfp.. or at least, it seems that way. I remember going to the hospital plain as day to have her, or him as we had thought!

what a week...

I'm glad this past week is over, but you know.. I'm already counting down to Friday! How sad!

Lonely

LMAO! I'm basically the only one that reads my blog! ROFLMAO!!

Emma is finally over her stomach bug.. she's keeping full strength formula down now and regular foods. WOOHOO! Her being sick was really a drain on me!

Funnies

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their
butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

Worried

About my Emma. This past week she has developed the diarrhea and vomitting. I'm not sure why and it's not all the time. I should have said something at her doctor appointment on Monday and didn't. Not sure why. I know that she is keeping some things in, so I'm not worried about her dehydrating, she gets plenty of liquids. I'm just concerned as to WHY she has developed this. She usually only does it with me! WTF?! Jason had no problem with her yesterday at all, then I take her at night and she spits up.. just a little on me. Then she woke up at 2:20am spitting. Now.. her last feed was at 8pm! ?!?!?!?!

drowning...

Between credit card debt.. expenses from every day living.. and my weight.. I feel like I'm just drowning. UGH!

Who is getting older?

My oldest nephew will be turning 9 tomorrow! I remember his birth like yesterday. My daughter is 6.5 months old. I don't remember where the time went these past 9 years of 6.5 months. Perhaps they got older, but I didn't!

Tomorrow is the first day of spring.. hmm... somebody forgot to let God know! It's flurring here! And the morning temp was only 21 degrees!

Is my niece on to something?

My niece is afraid to leave my sister. Now, my sister's kids have this spooky thing of being able to know things before they happen. My oldest nephew predicted when my gf was going to get pregnant.. and she did. Lately, my niece has been very clingy to my sister, not wanting to leave her. Many of you know that my sister is in a study for her melanoma. I really hope that nothing comes of this.. but I wanted to get my thoughts down.

Life

Is still happening. Emma is trying to sit up now. She's 6 months old and teething like a fiend. For me.. I think depression is setting in and I need to get out of this slump. I'm jealous of dh - he has two days off and gets to spend them with Emma. When I say something, it just blows out of proportion. Sleep.. what the hell is that? When I should be sleeping, my mind is racing to what needs done in the house. Dh's solution? Leave it go. He'll do it... eventually. Well.. that's nice and all.. but when I need to dress up for school.. and not many clothes fit or look right, I need laundry. And the weight is another thing. I think I need to go have my thyroid checked. The less I eat and the more I exercise, the less the scale moves. SUCKS!