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We had our first lamaze/birthing class last night. Jason once again pitched a final fit before leaving. It wasn't so bad. The RN started out the night saying that she takes plenty of breaks, but understands that her breaks don't correspond with our bladders and needs.. yada yada... she took 2 breaks in the 2.5 hour time period. My ass was so flat you would have mistaken it for a big ol' flap jack! The chairs are uncomfy as all get out.. which she apologized for in the beginning. I'm seriously considering taking my own chair next time! There is a girl there that is originally from South Africa, her accent is lovely to listen to! And listen to it several times we did, as she asked questions every 5-10 minutes! Thank God for my toko girls so I at least have some semblance of a clue! I think these classes are just meant to freak me out. I over analyze things and now think I'm totally on the way to having Brennan out! LOL! ACK! Back to the people in the class... there is a woman there from India. She's by herself. I tried to get Jason to help her, but he didn't want to impose himself on her. I said wtf.. you are getting a mat out for her.. that's all.. not offering to help coach her! MEN! There is a couple where the hubby is a corrections officer at the local prison.. he's a cutie.. and HILARIOUS! His wife got so embarrassed by him last night! He asked the sex question for all the men in the room! LOL! She was ready to go through the floor I think! There is one girl that is due 9-7 and then I'm the next. All the others are due towards the end of Sept or later. There is also a girl that looks about high school age there. She said that she's a student, but I'm not sure at what level. There is another woman there where this is her second child, but the first for her hubby. Her other child must be around 10ish. Another couple, she's a nurse, and I forget what he said he did. They were fun as well. She has a very pretty tattoo on the top of her foot of a dragon fly. (The things I notice!) When we started practicing our warm up exercises, he wanted to know if he had to do them too... lol! He was trying to get out of them! One class down.. 2 more to go! :)